Family matters

It is highly amusing living in my house.

Last night when Jared was announced for Asylum3 (squee) I text my roomie rosedean  to let her know the good news.

My mother was pottering about in the kitchen when the phone rang. 

The person on the other end of the phone was kinda excited shouting What and laughing. My mother being the polite soul she is said something along the lines of “Fuck off you stupid little bastard” and hung up thinking it was a nuisance call.  

As soon as she answered the phone I had a feeling it was my roomie, and then when she started ranting about the number I recognised it. I then went on the check the calls and it was rosedean .

Meaning I had to phone her back and apologise for my family as my mother, my brother and his girlfriend were creasing themselves around me. They were in absolute hysterics. 

I have been told I sound like my mother on the phone and rosedean  had thought it was me she was speaking too the first time. After we had our squee on the phone I collapsed in hysterics as well and couldn’t look at my mother the whole night without killing my self laughing.

My mothers phone manner leaves a lot to be desired LOL